Dear=20 FHM.com user,

First up=20 an appeal to all the real men out there, as opposed to the=20 squinting, porn and games addicted web geeks that form our = core=20 audience (we do include ourselves in that description, = everyone).=20

We=92ve=20 thoroughly enjoyed getting all the emails and letters from = all the=20 squaddies out in Iraq, so we want to reward your efforts. = We=92re=20 putting together a magazine special featuring the finest = pictures,=20 memories and anecdotes from your sandy hell - and we need = your help.=20 So if you=92re still reading this on some whiz-bang military = technology, or if you have a mate or family member living in = their=20 three-week-old pants, all contributions welcome to reporter@fhm.com.=20

For=20 everyone else, read on for how to put your mate in a porn = film, the=20 return of the Foster=92s Pit Girls, the chance to be on the = cover of=20 FHM and a pub called =93The Foul Mouthed C**t=94. We jest=20 not.

More=20 exciting than a co-worker with SARS

When you=20 need internet sex games, rely on the experts. It=92s smut = from=20 Scandinavia...
Who=20 should be invaded=20 next? Thanks to =93Simon=94
A step=20 by step guide to making porn=20 pictures with your friend=92s face in... = Send any=20 good efforts to reporter@fhm.com - we=92ll give you = worldwide fame=20 and fortune
Funny=20 man who hates=20 everything and everyone. You know, = sometimes we=20 know just how he feels. Thanks to Guy Maguire
Stories=20 from people who have shagged=20 in public places.
Fancy=20 a pint in the foul-mouthed c**t? =
Reader=20 Derek Robertson has attached a camera to his = remote-controlled car=20 and filmed it. Hilarity=20 ensues. Sort of.
Stupid=20 things people used to believe when they = were young.=20
B3ta=20 interview FHM art correspondent Tony=20 Hart. Mr Bennett nowhere to be seen. =
Stuck at=20 the desk? Then make some paper aeroplanes=20 out of post-it notes.

Email your=20 Big Eye spots to reporter@fhm.com.=20 Full the old archives, head to: www.fhm.com/bigeye

Rather=20 like a rarely-seen uncle who staggers through the front door = laden=20 with Lego, the Pit Girls have returned with treats galore = for you,=20 readers. Not only has Nifa=92s identical twin Nishan joined = the=20 line-up, but they managed to complete a completely naked = shoot=20 before jetting off to next week=92s shindig in Barcelona. = For the=20 behind the scenes film, and all of last year=92s hi-jinx, = engage=20 engines and head for the new and improved Pit Girls site...=20

www.fhm.com/pitgirls

The more=20 observant of you may have already seen a frankly disgusting = yellow=20 bag glowing ominously from the newsagent=92s shelves today. = But what a=20 booty lies inside=85 A 28 page sporting special featuring an = NBA=20 investigation, James Beattie boasting about his loot, the = highlights=20 from FHM Bikini Heaven and the top 100 sporting moments = ever. Sarah=20 Whatmore features in a fine cover shoot. Monica Bellucci = gives her a=20 run for her money in later pages. L'il Lee teaches naughty = kids how=20 to cook. The fashion desk risking their asymmetric flares in = Rio=92s=20 City of God. And the awesome FHM Book of Bloke - a handy=20 pocket-sized almanac of all a man should ever need to know. = Lots=20 more, of course, but you=92ll have to click below to find = out what.=20

www.fhm.com/mag=20

Or,=20 indeed, are you a High Street Honey yourself? Our search for = Britain=92s finest unknowns is swinging into action for = 2003, and=20 there=92s more than the self-interest of an office of = desperate men at=20 stake. Nominate a winning Honey, and you trouser =A31,000. = Live inside=20 the skin of the winning Honey, and you make off with a cool = ten=20 grand, not to mention an appearance on the cover of FHM and = the=20 associated fringe benefits (Tanya Robinson had her local = named after=20 her, you know). Find out more, and review the likely = competition in=20 our vast Honeys site, by simply clicking below.

www.fhm.com/honeys

Already a=20 dead cert for =93best use of a Swiss Army Knife in an Ad = Campaign=94,=20 now the boys over at Heineken are falling further into our = good=20 books by offering all of you, dear readers, a chance to win = a huge=20 magnum of their tipple every day. They sent us loads, and we = testify=20 to their efficacy. So click below or on the image to your = left to=20 get involved. If nothing else, they look pretty nifty on the = living=20 room shelf.

www.heineken.com/uk/sweepstakes/

cast = your vote in=20 the 100 Sexiest Women poll,=20 people. If nothing else, you=92ll be preventing the Daily = Mirror=92s 3am=20 Girls getting anywhere near the top 10...

And a = therapeutic=20 game before we go - The=20 Hulk smashing buildings. Hope the film=92s = this good.=20

The Editor
FHM.com

Last week more people=20 identified The Police=92s Can=92t Stand Losing You than are = strictly=20 alive in the entire world. Hopefully this week=92s tester is = a lot=20 harder, but we fear it isn=92t. Still, first to identify = where the=20 subject quote is from to reporter@fhm.com=20 will be in the front row of the relevant singer=92s concert. = Many=20 thanks to www.aloud.com,=20 the new ticketing site that flogged the Glastonbury tickets = and are=20 now helping this particular young lady out with her world=20 tour.

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